JSR has been advertising a new show for a few weeks, advertising it as an advice show for girls, relationship problems, and the sort. Though the show was at an odd 3pm timeslot, on a weekday no less, the show starts out with an upbeat, catchy intro.
“ I am Alex, the titular character of this show. I am a master of fashion, friends, and love, I am also a ten outta ten on a coolness and hotness scale, and if any foxxxy ladies are looking for love, you can call me at- “ the sound of a cymbal interrupts her and she laughs it off, “ Oh, right, and we are also joined by Dante Jackson, our in house band, and musical genius behind our show’s music. “
“ Praise me more, praise me more. “ Dante could be heard chuckling a little, his voice was pleasant as well, probably a good singer. He spoke with a energetic tone as he introduced himself. “ Yo! I’m Dante. I’ll be the one doing all the music from now on. In the future, I might just join Alex with the hosting or answering questions, who knows~ “ In the background, a Jigglypuff could be heard, trying to get to the microphone. “ Oh yeah, that’s J.P, he’s our new mascot or something. ”
“ Let’s not derail this already though, and lets start right off with our first question from long time supporter and friend, Burny.“ she coughs into a fist, shuffles some papers, and then reads out:
" Where is the best place in Cobalt to sell my art? Without owning a store. "
” Well, anonymous asker, you picked a fine question since in fact, I live in Cobalt and know it inside and out! So first, if peddling it on boardwalk doesn’t work, I suggest you try to go underneath the docks. It’s one of my favorite places in Toro, it’s a bit exclusive, like a fancy club, but this one is actually worth it. If you can find your way there, you’ll find all sorts of deals and trades going on, my dude. Just watch out for some sketchy people, and try not to bring too much money. “ she clicks her tongue, “ Hope that helps though, and if it did, send me some art, alright? I’ll try to show it off here! That goes for the rest of you, feel free to send your fanmail , thanks, questions, and sponsorship to the Jigglypuff Sound Radio, addressed to your girrrl, Alex! “
With a happy laugh she uses that as a segue into her next topic, “ Speaking of sponsoring, I want to tell you all about the The Moonshine, the hottest bar in Cobalt. First off, the location is remote, so you can avoid the tourist crowd, and just enjoy a nice cheap beer with some regulars. Yeah, the beer is pretty cheap, but pretty good too. PLUS, did I even mention the Karaoke Bar? That’s right, and the best part is that I visit it like, all the time. If you’re lucky, maybe you’ll catch me singing. The bartender is a bit of a nerd though. “
“ Speaking of nerds though, this final question comes from a huge one : ”
" How can I help my beautiful amazing sister overcome her apple addiction? "
” Well, Mat- er- Maybe you don’t need to help her. You know what they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away, and a barrel a season is basically a restraining order against them. Really though, apple addiction? Let her live life man, it could be much worse, and also, buy some more apples, we’re running out. “ Alex lets out a chuckle at herself and takes a quick breath before continuing, “ Speaking of running out though, that’s about it for now! If you have any questions related to anything at all and need my expertise, send it to JSR and I’ll answer it next time! Assuming we have a next time… in the meantime though, stay cool, and play us out, Dante. “
“ We really gonna use the tune you chose? “ Dante would question before shrugging and playing their ridiculous outro anyway.