Oh boy, let's meme guys. I have no idea what facebook is about nowadays, so gg.
Markus: Would have mostly family pictures on his page, probably not too into it anyways. He would comment on his children's photos and that stuff with things like "when do I become a grandpa" or post pictures of him smooching and being gay with Moon.
Reikou: Wouldn't have one.
Christopher: Would be that awkward kid who is trying to add people and post stuff but then just ends up deleting it all and never posting anything. His feed or whatever would be empty other than the most important stuff that might happen.
Ceci: Would use hers to share health tips and follow people, probably accepting every friend request she gets and just being awfully nice to everyone and talking to everyone that talks to her. She would follow stupid health tips pages and those things. She would also fall for a lot of clickbait.
Everett: Oh boy. His own page would be cluttered with stupid info on Ditto People, how to defeat them, spot them and that kind of stuff. He would share stupid stories and would probably post about everything he does. He would have barely any friends though and wouldn't accept friend requests.
Why do I waste my time on this stuff.